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What's the difference between MJ and Disney Films? Disney films can still touch kids.

Michael Jackson has cancelled all his upcoming dates.
They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11).

It's a shame because he was just about to publish his first self-help book, "The Ins and Outs of Child-Rearing".

I heard that they were going to melt him down to make toys so the kids can play with him for a change.

Will his organs continue to be donated to children?

What's black and white and dead all over?

Environmentalists are protesting his funeral because he is not biodegradable...

Rumor is Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating 10 year old weiners.

RIP Michael. You touched so many of us in special places. And kids.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?
About 3 hours.

So Michael Jackson announces a 50 day tour, takes all the money and then dies?
You've been hit by a smooth criminal.

What a beautiful world.
A place where a young black man can grow up to become a young white woman.


When asked his burial wishes, the family estate said it was his wish to be burried in a 10 year old boy.

It's a shame, he was just going to release a song about his life, too.
"Michael Jackson in A Minor"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and caviar?
Caviar can still come on little crackers.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Madeline McCann?
Nothing, they're both dead.

The death of Michael Jackson leaves behind 3 children... aged 12, 11, and seven...
Also, Jackson is survived by his 3 kids.

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